Help I DROPPED MY NOKIA?!

I was in my room with my girlfriend you know, just some Netflix and chill, I had my phone on my lap and we were talking and shit, so I stood up to get the remote and my phone dropped to the ground, there is a huge ass whole is the floor and theres a fricking black hole in my kitchen, all my kitchen appliances and crap and being sucked in one by one, that stuff aint cheap, wtf do I do, do I put a towel over it, should I call the fire department and hopefully they can put it out, like wtf do I do, I am so not amused by this, my fricking pet elephant is in the black hole now, Nokia better reimburse me for this I am really upset with this, how tf did nokia approve of this, they better get my elephant back or ill change my status on fb to annoyed, cos this is a real minor inconvenience, someone please help

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